Fun Times With Demon of Light

the greatest convo I ever missed out on

  • Me: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/15023.html?thread=30691759#t30691759
  • Me: NNNNNNNNNNNOPE
  • Me: AC
  • Me: CLICK THE LINK I POSTED
  • Wally-kun: ...wut
  • anonComrade: you posted like seventy links but I presume you mean that last one
  • anonComrade: ...what
  • anonComrade: how
  • anonComrade: why
  • anonComrade: huh
  • anonComrade: I don't
  • anonComrade: how does that idea even FORM in someone's head
  • Wally-kun: Can you imagine?
  • Wally-kun: "You know what would be funny? Screaming dicks"
  • anonComrade: "screaming genetalia"
  • anonComrade: this is what happens when you use mad libs to make your prompts
  • Wally-kun: Jade walks in in a bikini, screaming fills the air
  • anonComrade: I'm imagining literal screaming now
  • anonComrade: just so you know
  • Wally-kun: ...Can you imagine trying to put it into something that's screaming at you?
  • Wally-kun: *thrust* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • anonComrade: oh god
  • Graeme Lewis: In other words, you'd have to be one sick and twisted fucker.
  • Wally-kun: "And that's how I became a woman"
  • anonComrade: post-game
  • anonComrade: middle of the night
  • anonComrade: John hears screaming coming from Karkat and Terezi's hive
  • anonComrade: breaks down the door
  • anonComrade: "dude are you okay--- ohshitwhoopssorryguys!"
  • Wally-kun: ...Godfucking dammit that shit's hilarious
  • Wally-kun: ...the reason Equius really needs a towel is the muffle his crotch
  • anonComrade: losing it
  • anonComrade: he thinks of Aradia
  • anonComrade: everyone within 100 years goes deaf
  • anonComrade: *yards
  • Wally-kun: 100 years
  • Wally-kun: Aradia's timepowers at work
  • anonComrade: I don't even know how I fucked that up
  • Graeme Lewis: Actually it doesn't scream, it sings
  • Graeme Lewis: It sings Divinyls' only single
  • Wally-kun: Everytime aradia gets a girlboner, they hear about it through time for a hour before and after
  • Graeme Lewis: Troll erections are like musical theater only there's only one music and everyone either begins laughing or things get too awkward
  • Wally-kun: Mostly, things get awkward
  • Graeme Lewis: Indeed
  • Wally-kun: Vriska bends over to pick up a pencil
  • Wally-kun: Impromptu rendition of Chicago breaks out
  • Graeme Lewis: But I already said there's only one song
  • Wally-kun: Doesn't matter
  • Graeme Lewis: And it's i touch myself
  • Wally-kun: It's funnier if there's a variety
  • anonComrade: the cover charge for Alternian strip clubs includes the fee for industrial ear protection rental
  • Graeme Lewis: I will be willing to add turning japanese
  • Graeme Lewis: Also the stroke and dancing with myself
  • Wally-kun: That's actually how the strip clubs make their money
  • Graeme Lewis: We can also add cherry pie because screw it
  • anonComrade: haha yes
  • Wally-kun: When fangirls say they're squeeing, that's not the sound their mouth is making
  • anonComrade: pffffffffthahahahahahahahaha
  • Me: yes
  • Wally-kun: Troll classrooms are horribly awkward places around puberty
  • Graeme Lewis: Woop woop woop woop woop... *runs out of the room*
  • Wally-kun: ^ Also they occasionally sound like that
  • anonComrade: goddamn it you guys
  • Graeme Lewis: Wait does that mean that when trolls exchange genetic material they die
  • Wally-kun: It's called Zoidberg syndrome, and the bearers are cursed to be lonely. Eridan is a sufferer
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