1. This is a load of bullshit.
There’s a fine line between being supportive and enabling self-destructive behavior. For years I’ve been trying and failing to get a handle on my tendency to eat food that is terrible for me when I’m sad. It affects my social life, my self-worth, and worse of all, my physical health. There is absolutely nothing good about emotional eating, and it makes for a shit coping mechanism.
Don’t tell me this is okay. Don’t you dare tell me hurting myself is okay.

    This is a load of bullshit.

    There’s a fine line between being supportive and enabling self-destructive behavior. For years I’ve been trying and failing to get a handle on my tendency to eat food that is terrible for me when I’m sad. It affects my social life, my self-worth, and worse of all, my physical health. There is absolutely nothing good about emotional eating, and it makes for a shit coping mechanism.

    Don’t tell me this is okay. Don’t you dare tell me hurting myself is okay.

  2. I finally found myself with some free time and was logged into Origin. I happen to have an unfinished Talimance DudeShep playthrough on ME3, and a charming raw male!Hawke waiting to move in on an Andersmance in Act 2 of Dragon Age II. So what is the best course of action?

    Why, importing my finished ME3 FemShep playthrough to romance Garrus all over again, obviously.

    This is pretty much ridiculous, but I can’t bring myself to feel regret or apologize for this. Not when it’s so fun. Jennifer Hale’s delivery is still perfect, Garrus is still adorably awkward when you rekindle your relationship with him, and when James calls my Shepard “Lola” it feels a lot more natural than “Loco”. And gosh, I forgot how cute my Shepard is. I wish I’d taken screenshots.

    I’ll get back to my male Shepard and Hawke! I will! Eventually. After I clock another 30 hours with Jenna Shepard and her turian beau.

  3. gokuderes:

    when your notp is the most popular ship in the fandom

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  4. petitpanda:

duckymonstah:

shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

postmortemtsarina:

alexandraplumpkin:

randomzodiac:

cinnamonmuffins:

kuvera:

poke-problems:

WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

PLEASE DO HELP ME

WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?
WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?
WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?
WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE
…
HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

    petitpanda:

    duckymonstah:

    shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

    postmortemtsarina:

    alexandraplumpkin:

    randomzodiac:

    cinnamonmuffins:

    kuvera:

    poke-problems:

    WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

    ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

    PLEASE DO HELP ME

    WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

    WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

    WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

    WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

    HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

    WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?

    WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?

    WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?

    WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.

    OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE

    HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

  5. relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

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    relahvant:

    positivethinkingforlosers:

    most accurate weather in the world. 

    stone gone

  6. thecodeinecowboy:

    Notice how if we were to stop arguing about who’s right or wrong we could pretty much change the world.

  7. rubitrightintomyeyes:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 
  8. digimelodies:

    Salamander ~Takuya no Theme~ | Takuya’s image song, Frontier Character Song Collection Salamander

  9. ra-doon-ha-ke-dayum:

    "wait, why are you crying so much?"

    image

    "where is your sanity?"

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    "why do you want to do what to an alien?!”

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  10. bulletbakas:

    ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

  11. CRIES okay okay I’m going to just

    Calm down and do this

    • when i started shipping or if i ship it

    I want to say I shipped it from the moment I saw them on the same screen together, but I probably shipped it from the moment someone told they’re like the Digimon Team Rocket. I was the biggest Rocketshipper back in the day (and still am oops), I didn’t need more than that to convince me. But they convinced me further, those stupid dumbs.

    • my thoughts

    They’re big dumb babies who I love forever and who should smooch a lot.

    • what makes me happy about them

    That they exist at all. That they’re super entertaining and adorable even though (and sometimes because) they’re little shits. That Arukenimon hangs out with Mummymon off duty even though she claims he’s annoying and he can be a pushy little bastard. Uuuuuggggghhhh they’re precious I can’t handle their adorableness I love them.

    • what makes me sad about them

    That BelialVamdemon happend and that Seki Hiromi is mean :’(

    • things done in art/fic that annoy me

    When people use them as background villains and play up their supposed evilness. They’re not evil they’re just stupid middle school bullies with superpowers. Making them big bads is really misreading their characters.

    • things i look for in art/fic

    I just look for art and fic there isn’t enough and I’m sad

    • my kinks

    Um derp herp is shirtless Mummymon a kink? No?

    • who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other

    I wouldn’t be because they’re practically two parts of a whole. Who the hell would they even be paired up with? Don’t be ridiculous. :T

    • my happily ever after for them

    THEY GET RESURRECTED AND THEY LIVE AND THEY’RE BESTIES WITH IORI AND THEY HAVE A CUTE KID AND EVERYTHING IS AWESOME. Everything.

  12. Anonymous: Karkat/Terezi?
    • when i started shipping or if i ship it

    I started shipping it really early in my Homestuck fandom days. Maybe the second or third day into being a fan. Reading their little convo in Act 5 Act 1 was very important.

    • my thoughts

    WHY CAN’T MY PRECIOUS DUMB BABIES BE HAPPY OH GOD sobsobsob they’re so precious and dumb and babies ahhh

    • what makes me happy about them

    That they exist? :^;

    • what makes me sad about them

    THAT EVERYTHING HURTS

    I’m sorry I can’t go on I just

    i want them to be happy

  13. electrictower: Let´s go with Shepard/Garrus
    • when i started shipping or if i ship it

    Shepard and Garrus are why I got into Mass Effect in the first place. Started with a… um, raunchy comic I happened upon. And I was like “yes I would like to know more plz”. That was like… last February, I think? Sounds about right.

    • my thoughts

    They’re my Mass Effect OTP. They got me into a really good fandom and they’re both amazing dorks and they’re really special to me.

    • what makes me happy about them

    Good lord, everything. The deep friendship, the trust and respect, their complete inability to flirt like normal people.

    • what makes me sad about them

    Knowing that they can be separated by the premature death of one of them if you don’t play your cards right.

    • things done in art/fic that annoy me

    Jealous!Garrus and animalistic turians, mostly. Also either of them not being portrayed as a competent adult.

    • things i look for in art/fic

    Fluff. All the fluff. In any fandom, really. But it’s especially important in this world.

    • my kinks

    That bloody voice kink I can’t seem to get rid of. And neither can Shepard, apparently. Stupid sexy melty chocolate turian voice. Also roleplay.

    • who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other

    Jeepers. If they were never together, Shenko could be kind of cute for Shepard, I guess? With Garrus, I’m not really comfortable with Talibrations but I honestly hope he could find some awesome feisty turian lady who can look past his awful flirting skills. If there WERE together… I can’t see either of them really committing to a new relationship with someone else, after that. Garrus might try, but his workoholic tendencies might get in the way, especially if Shepard is an ex-person (oh my god why did I word it like that).

    • my happily ever after for them

    Shepard lives, reunites with Garrus, they get married and settle on the rebuilt Citadel. Garrus continues to work in leadership positions for the Hierarchy, Shepard is eventually elected as the human councilor and rehauls the whole Council system to be more inclusive and fair almost singlehandedly. They have five kids of four different species. Also a tropical beach house somewhere nice.

  14. dont-be-obvious:

    send me a ship and i will tell you:

    • when i started shipping or if i ship it
    • my thoughts
    • what makes me happy about them
    • what makes me sad about them
    • things done in art/fic that annoy me
    • things i look for in art/fic
    • my kinks
    • who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other
    • my happily ever after for them